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Inside Panda’s Head: I cannot put the title here, it will be pretty bad…

Ok so I found a news article on BBC’s website (have to proxify grrness), and this is the article:

[WARNING: Explicit content :p]

Sex videos fail to engage pandas

By James Reynolds
BBC News, Chengdu, China


Ha Lei backs away

Pandas are only sexually active for a few days each year

The video is pretty graphic. Qing Qing and Ha Lei tangle and slither about awkwardly on the floor of their panda enclosure.

Their encounter is filmed by one of the keepers. And scientists at the Chengdu Research Base for Giant Panda Breeding now play this mating tape to other pandas in the hope that it will encourage them to do the same.

“Here you can see the female is very co-operative,” says reproduction specialist Hou Rong - who is known here as the Goddess of Fertility. She watches the video closely.

The two pandas writhe about for a bit longer. Then they untangle. It may be best to stop male pandas from watching what comes next.

“The female is not co-operative,” says Dr Hou laconically.

That is an understatement.

The tape shows the female, Qing Qing, attacking the male, Ha Lei. He runs off to the corner, looking sheepish.

Qing Qing looks angry. Apparently this is normal behaviour for pandas after mating.

Still at least Qing Qing and Ha Lei get their job done. That is quite something.

Crucial timing

Some species cannot seem to stop mating, but pandas cannot seem to start.

Qing Qing bites Ha Lei

Females commonly attack males after mating

Female pandas are only interested in reproducing for two or three days a year. For males it is the same.

Luckily for the survival of the panda species, these days of interest happen to coincide.

Scientists here have to make the most of this brief mating season. There are only around 2,000 pandas left in the world - including about 250 in captivity.

So the trick for everyone here at the Chengdu reserve is to get their pandas together on the right days, and then nudge them along a bit by playing them the video of Qing Qing and Ha Lei.

No one here can remember who came up with the idea - it was possibly a behaviour specialist from abroad, they say.

And there is one problem - no one is sure whether or not the mating tapes make any difference.

“We don’t know if its useful for pandas or not,” says Dr Hou. “Some pandas are interested. Others are not interested. They prefer to eat or rest - and not pay attention to the video.”

So the reserve lets us play the video to the pandas ourselves.

Headache?

We get together a small monitor and some loudspeakers, put some plastic bags onto our shoes and head into a small enclosure.

One panda lies on its back among piles of bamboo leaves. Another is asleep. It does not look like they have mating on their minds.

We set up a small TV screen in front of a seven-year-old female panda called Shu Qing. She is busy crunching her way through an apple.

We play her the tape of Qing Qing and Ha Lei. Shu Qing shows no interest. She is much more concerned about finishing her apple.

After a couple of minutes she glances over at the TV monitor. Then she seems lost in thought. She vaguely waves a paw, but nothing more.

So the video does not appear to work. Perhaps Shu Qing has a headache, or perhaps she just prefers apples to adult videos.

Cynthia

Cynthia Yang

Born in Taiwan and grew up in Indonesia, Thailand and China. Went to the US for college and have been working between Shanghai and Connecticut ever since. Fluent in Mandarin and English and can understand basic conversation of Thai.

5 Comments to “Inside Panda’s Head: I cannot put the title here, it will be pretty bad…”


5 Responses to “Inside Panda’s Head: I cannot put the title here, it will be pretty bad…”

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    Brice Says:

    “Females commonly attack males after mating”. There’s your explanation. Enough said!

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    jerry Says:

    Perhaps the problem is the media. Videos are so 20th century. They need to get the pandas a computer, and set the browser homepage to pandaporn.com! I also agree with Brice’s analysis! ;-)

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    Uncle Dan Says:

    I think it’s a tried-and-tested method to stimulate animals in captivity to reproduce using, basically, pornography.

    So it’s not THAT unusual.

    But when attempting to coax your partner into getting in the mood, make sure you have the right pornography. After all, not everyone is into BDSM.

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    kristine Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god. This is waaaay too funny. Where did you get this Cyn?

    Pandas mating. And I thought them sneezing was funny.

    So, what, the pandas failed to respond after seeing panda porn? Oh I spose pandas aren’t very sexual eh?

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    Cynthia Says:

    HAHAHA! Love the responses :D

    Jerry - that’s a thought…

    Uncle Dan - I think they are attempting to make it work with other mammals since it works with humans LOL But I guess other mammals don’t really function that way? Hmm…

    Fetus - actually this news was reported in China a few years back but I thought people knew about this so I didn’t think it was a big deal but it turned out many didn’t so I thought I’d post this up. I ran into this on the BBC website.

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