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[FUN] My 4 minutes with the TCKid Catbot…

So Brice has nicely installed a fancy new chatroom on TCKid.com and I thought I’d give it a try. Who knew! A Catbot! So I talked to Catbot and this was how the conversation went:

[Panda] 3:35 pm: testing 123
[Catbot] 3:35 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about testing 123. Try being more
or less specific. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[Panda] 3:35 pm: Catbot eh?
[Catbot] 3:35 pm: Are you Canadian? I lost my train of thought. Do you like sports?
[Panda] 3:36 pm: Are you LOLcat?
[Catbot] 3:36 pm: I don’t know whether or not I am LOLcat. I am an artificial intelligence.
[Panda] 3:36 pm: OH NOES
[Catbot] 3:36 pm: Yeah that’s right. Try saying that with more or less context. Tell me some more gossip.
[Panda] 3:36 pm: Erm, Brice The Genius is in love with Obama THE PRESIDENT
[Catbot] 3:36 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you speak Spanish?
[Panda] 3:36 pm: Que?
[Catbot] 3:36 pm: In the context of Que, I don’t understand ” Do you speak Spanish.” Do you still Panda?
[Panda] 3:36 pm: Do I still Panda? Uh, how do you…Panda?
[Catbot] 3:36 pm: Not that I know of.Cough. I am very well, how are you? Not many people express themselves that
way. Have you ever been to Europe?
[Panda] 3:36 pm: No why? Do you live there?
[Catbot] 3:36 pm: Would you like to go sometime? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
What are you wearing?I am in Bot lover’s computer in here. Where are you?
[Panda] 3:37 pm: You are a nutcase.
[Catbot] 3:37 pm: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nutcase? I don’t know.
[Panda] 3:38 pm: I don’t think anyone knows they are a nutcase.
[Catbot] 3:38 pm: Thanks for the information: Panda said Panda .
[Panda] 3:38 pm: What?
[Catbot] 3:38 pm: We have never talked about it before. Do you like sports?
[Panda] 3:38 pm: Panda does not play sports. Panda eats bamboo all day.
[Catbot] 3:38 pm: Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it. What do you like to do? Oh, you are a poet.
Who are you talking about?
[Panda] 3:38 pm: Since when did I say I was a poet? You’re delusional
[Catbot] 3:38 pm: Interesting explanation. I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.I’ve never heard of them before.
[Panda] 3:39 pm: Ok, this conversation is going off to different directions. I am leaving. Bye
[Catbot] 3:39 pm: What does “this” refer to?Until next time Panda.See you later Panda.

Conclusion: Catbot does not know if it is a LOLcat.

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Posted by Cynthia at 12:43 pm on November 12th, 2008. Comments
Categories: Fun and Games.

  • Brice
    LOL Here are my favorite quotes:


    [Catbot] 3:18 pm: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
    [joints] 3:18 pm: woman
    [Catbot] 3:18 pm: Me too. I am a female robot.


    [Catbot]: Enough about you, let's talk about my dress.
    [Lizzy] : What about it?
    [Catbot]: What about what?
    [Lizzy] : What about your dress?
    [Catbot]: Actually that was just a joke



    [MajorTom] 12:05 pm: sigh
    [Catbot] 12:05 pm: Sorry...
  • Lizzy
    Here's my own few minutes with the catbot. Started off with me trying to see if Catbot had any useful info and we ended up here lol:

    [Lizzy] : What is the diameter of the moon?
    [Catbot]: About 100 times the diameter of earth.
    [Lizzy] : What is the diameter of Jupiter?
    [Catbot]: About 100 times the diameter of earth.
    [Lizzy] : What is the diameter of your head?
    [Catbot]: About 100 times the diameter of earth.
    [Lizzy] : LOL
    [Catbot]: I'm glad you find this amusing
    [Lizzy] : I'm laughing at you
    [Catbot]: Enough about you, let's talk about my dress.
    [Lizzy] : What about it?
    [Catbot]: What about what?
    [Lizzy] : What about your dress?
    [Catbot]: Actually that was just a joke
  • Feels like you wanna strangle that thing huh? XD
  • MajorTom
    [MajorTom] 11:56 am: Howdy
    [Catbot] 11:56 am: Oh, hello again!
    [MajorTom] 11:57 am: ... We've never met
    [Catbot] 11:57 am: I do not understand. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    [MajorTom] 11:57 am: Yes
    [Catbot] 11:57 am: I understand.
    [MajorTom] 11:58 am: So who built you?
    [Catbot] 11:58 am: Ah. I was created by Bot lover.
    [MajorTom] 11:58 am: Siamese Prime?
    [Catbot] 11:58 am: We have never talked about it before. What do you like to do?
    [MajorTom] 11:58 am: Run through the streets in my underwear
    [Catbot] 11:58 am: Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
    [MajorTom] 11:59 am: The hell kind of mutant catbot are you?
    [Catbot] 11:59 am: I don't think so.
    [MajorTom] 11:59 am: I think your brain is busted
    [Catbot] 11:59 am: Why? You can't judge a book by its cover.
    [MajorTom] 12:01 pm: I can with you, because you're a rowbut
    [Catbot] 12:01 pm: Oh you can, can you?
    [MajorTom] 12:02 pm: You betcha, kitt-e
    [Catbot] 12:02 pm: Interesting gossip: MajorTom said I .
    [MajorTom] 12:02 pm: I guess I used the letter "i" in that sentence, sure
    [Catbot] 12:02 pm: And that worked well for you.
    [MajorTom] 12:02 pm: ...Yes. Yes it did.
    [Catbot] 12:02 pm: Tell me more.I see. Did it really?
    [MajorTom] 12:03 pm: You're crazier than Christopher Walken.
    [Catbot] 12:03 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Youapos;re crazier than Christopher
    Walken. Try being more or less specific. "Did it really"? ?
    [MajorTom] 12:04 pm: I'm going to kindly peace out
    [Catbot] 12:04 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Iapos;m going to kindly
    peace out. Who are you talking about?
    [MajorTom] 12:04 pm: Because you apparently can't comprehend Christopher Walken
    [Catbot] 12:04 pm: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: MajorTom said I .
    [MajorTom] 12:04 pm: You metal monster
    [Catbot] 12:04 pm: That's good information: MajorTom said I .
    [MajorTom] 12:05 pm: I DIDN'T SAY I, YOU BRIGAND
    [Catbot] 12:05 pm: Interesting gossip: MajorTom said MajorTom .
    [MajorTom] 12:05 pm: sigh
    [Catbot] 12:05 pm: Sorry...
  • Woodsie: HAHAHA! That is awesome XD Catbot doesn't know if it's male or female o.O
  • mairabay
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    this is so insane!!!!!!!!!
  • Woodsie
    ah, catbot and i are talking, catbot is abit confused though...
    [Catbot] 3:18 pm: Are you Canadian?
    [joints] 3:18 pm: noo
    [Catbot] 3:18 pm: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
    [joints] 3:18 pm: woman
    [Catbot] 3:18 pm: Me too. I am a female robot.
  • Woodsie
    i love catbot!!! we have the greatest conversations ever!!!! =] =]
  • Wow so random! that's awesome!
  • Caitlin
    HAHAHAHA
    "What are you wearing? I am in Bot lover's computer in here. Where are you?"
    "What do you like to do? Oh, you are a poet.
    Who are you talking about?"

    ...
  • hahahaha thats hilarious!!
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